Clarkson for President?

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09/19/2013 at 15:29 • Filed to: None

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According to this post on Autoblog, which is based off a twitter post, Clarkson is thinking about running for parliament. I say we bring him here, forge a birth certificate, and make him the President of the United States.

http://www.autoblog.com/2013/09/19/jer…


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > bigfish13.jf
09/19/2013 at 15:34

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The sad thing is, Donald Trump would actually call his birth certificate legit.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > bigfish13.jf
09/19/2013 at 15:36

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Oh god! As far as terrible ideas go, this really is a bad one. Have you read any of his books? I really like him, I therefore read all of his books, and I have to say that, not unlike small children, there are things in this world that we have to keep him away from. Like, let's say, commanding a real army.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Klaus Schmoll
09/19/2013 at 15:43

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Hmm, I may have to read one of his books then. Would you recommend any one in particular?


Kinja'd!!! AbigGRNboot > bigfish13.jf
09/19/2013 at 15:53

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We can actually do that now?

Thanks Obama.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > bigfish13.jf
09/19/2013 at 15:59

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I'd rather let James May run my country than Clarkson.

I'd rather let James May run my country than Obama.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
09/19/2013 at 16:00

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I like his "The World according to Clarkson" series. They are about 2 years worth of his Sunday Times columns collected in one book. The other books are a fun read as well, but that's where I'd start.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Z_Stig
09/19/2013 at 16:10

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As a classical conservative, I would like DT and his hair to just. go. away.


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > bigfish13.jf
09/19/2013 at 16:13

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Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/19/2013 at 17:10

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I second that, as a conservative leaning kind of guy.


Kinja'd!!! McLarry > bigfish13.jf
09/19/2013 at 19:05

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Don't waste too much time on the birth certificate...people don't seem to mind much if they're obviously tampered with.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/20/2013 at 02:08

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Well, the hair anyway.

I think the hair is a cybernetic implant with his brain functions. Its the only thing that I can think of as an explanation.

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Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Leadbull
09/20/2013 at 02:12

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At least we'd get good classic cars and motorbikes. And news...the glorious glorious news.

I'd back James May for running a government.