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According to this post on Autoblog, which is based off a twitter post, Clarkson is thinking about running for parliament. I say we bring him here, forge a birth certificate, and make him the President of the United States.
http://www.autoblog.com/2013/09/19/jer…
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The sad thing is, Donald Trump would actually call his birth certificate legit.
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Oh god! As far as terrible ideas go, this really is a bad one. Have you read any of his books? I really like him, I therefore read all of his books, and I have to say that, not unlike small children, there are things in this world that we have to keep him away from. Like, let's say, commanding a real army.
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Hmm, I may have to read one of his books then. Would you recommend any one in particular?
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We can actually do that now?
Thanks Obama.
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I'd rather let James May run my country than Clarkson.
I'd rather let James May run my country than Obama.
![]() 09/19/2013 at 16:00 |
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I like his "The World according to Clarkson" series. They are about 2 years worth of his Sunday Times columns collected in one book. The other books are a fun read as well, but that's where I'd start.
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As a classical conservative, I would like DT and his hair to just. go. away.
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I second that, as a conservative leaning kind of guy.
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Don't waste too much time on the birth certificate...people don't seem to mind much if they're obviously tampered with.
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Well, the hair anyway.
I think the hair is a cybernetic implant with his brain functions. Its the only thing that I can think of as an explanation.
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At least we'd get good classic cars and motorbikes. And news...the glorious glorious news.
I'd back James May for running a government.